Sunday, February 04, 2007


  • camel is a horse designed by committee
  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • Growing older is mandatory, growing up is strictly optional.
  • Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
  • Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
  • Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.


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