Cliched

• camel is a horse designed by committee
• The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
• Growing older is mandatory, growing up is strictly optional.
• Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
• Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.